One-Taking up a new hobby such as deciding to become chefs and bakers ( sour dough bread anyone/) to keep ourselves busy.
Two- Alot of us enjoy more take out to help support our local eateries
Three- We spend a lot of time i mean A LOT OF TIME with the people we love in our household bubble.
So just in case you haven’t driven your family members up the wall yet here you go.(use this to get back at Dad for his bad dad jokes)_
-“Why did the old woman fall into the well?”
“Because she couldn’t see that well.”
-“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
“Well I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’s Law…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am I right?”
“What’s Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or mayonnaise
“It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.”
“Where do you find a dog with no legs?”
“Right where you left it.
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.'”
(ouch that one really hurt)
“I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.”
Mooove over for the Bovines
“What do you call a cow with no legs?”
“Ground beef”
“What do you call a cow with two legs shorter than the other two?”
“Lean ground beef”
“Why do some cows wear cow bells?”
“Because they don’t have fingers to press a doorbell”
“what cows think of cow jokes?”
“Udderly ridiculous”
That’s it now drive the rest of your family crazy