The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Wolf Man howling at the moon
The Mummy and Dracula complete the scene
And now it’s time for Halloween
Now a few Halloween chuckles. Do they stand a Ghost of a chnce to make you scream with laughter or just tickle your un-funny bone, Witch will it be?
Q. How does Dracula travel around town?
A. In his Blood Vessel
Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?
A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test!!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A. To get his boo-ster shot?
Q. Where does Dracula water ski?
A. On Lake Erie
Q. What do little ghosts drink?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What do spooks call their Navy?
A. The ghost guard.
Q. Why don’t skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can’t stomach it!
Q. When does a ghost need a license?
A. During “haunting” season.
Q. Why don’t skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Knock Knock
who’s there
Boo
Boo Who
Hey you don’t have to cry
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
